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Well, I’ve been a dad for six weeks.  Just referring to myself as a “dad” still feels weird, but yea, it’s been quite the learning experience.  One that I will share in list form and in no particular order.  Maybe some of you other fathers out there can relate.

Five things I’ve learned since I’ve become a dad:

1. Babies fart.  Loud.  Which may come in handy.  If I ever wanted to let one rip in public, I can always blame the baby.

2. I learned the true meaning of “tired”.  My wife told me to grab the milk bottle during three separate 4 AM feedings, I came back with a box of Golden Grahams, a Lysol Spray Can, and a loaf of bread.

3. Bottle of Milk  >  Dad.  My son straight up bawls when he gets hungry.  If I were to get destroyed by a T-Rex tomorrow, I’m positive my son would cry more for his milk.

4. Mommy is #1.  Just stating the obvious there.

5. I didn’t know how much I can love a living, breathing, poop factory.  awwww . . . or ewwww . . . ?  But yea, I had to throw my Kodak moment out there.  Do people still refer to touching moments as Kodak moments or is it “Canon Powershot 24 megapixel” moments nowadays?

So now that season two of The Walking Dead is over, I needed another show to watch.  I heard good things about Game of Thrones so I decided to give it a shot.  I think the first episode had like a pair of boobs per every five minutes of viewing ratio.  Couple that with the medieval/fantasy setting, and I didn’t stand a chance.  I was hooked to the max.  My wife is less impressed with the boob ratio, but she watches with me.  We just finished episode seven and it is a freaking good show.  Of course, this is my subjective opinion, so let me correct my last statement, I think this is a freaking awesome show.  Sorry, no youtube examples of the boob ratio, but the show is more than just boobs.  Pretty engaging and they do a good job of ending each episode on a cliff hanger to keep you wanting more.  So that’s pretty much my take on it for now.