Or black hole, or whatever you want to call it. I honestly can’t tell whether I’ll take a peek when a dude drops his pants and bends over in front of me. It’s not like cleavage, where a girl wearing something low cut bends low in front of me and my eyes are locked on and shooting eye beams at her tits. I think women know when you’re sneaking glances at their cleavage anyways. I’ve had multiple friends tell me that they caught me sneaking glances at theirs. If there’s cleavage, I’m looking. But for a dude’s butt hole, I don’t know. Hopefully I’ll never be in that situation, but if I were, I think there’s a good chance that I’ll look for a split second just to satisfy my curiosity. It’s kind of like when a friend tells you about “Two girls and a cup” and shows you the recorded reactions of all the people who watched it. You think to yourself, “it can’t be that bad, can it? I’ll just take a peek . . .”
Greg wants YOU to vote.
Yea, I’m one of those self entitled D3 forum stalkers. All those whiners that get flamed on in the Blizz forums, I’m thinking the exact same thing they are. lol, yea, sad. I’m thirty and I still throw tantrums in my brain… all right, tantrums when no one’s looking… all right, tantrums when everyone is looking but no crying . . . most of the time.
Well, hoping to fill the void, I tried Minecraft for the first time yesterday. Before I played, I looked up “surviving the first night” tutorials on Youtube. After an hour of studying film, I started the game and punched out some cows. I thought I was the man. I died three times that first night. Twice by some punk ass spiders and once by a zombie archer. I’m armed with my boxy fist and some dirt cubes, and they send zombie archers on me!?! Ridiculous. Of course I threw my D3 tantrum again, then promptly uninstalled MC.
Mythos Global is coming out February 2nd. I tried Mythos Europe, that game was a total bummer to be honest, but I’m hoping they learned from Mythos EU’s failings and improved upon them. I’ll give it a spin, hopefully it’ll quell my tantrums till D3 comes out. Yea . . . random blog today, but I just had to express my D3 frustrations.
I removed the captcha plugin from the comments section and replaced it with another spam blocker. I have to say, I am loving it. Even though the old captcha plugin was fairly simple in comparison with other captcha software, I was typing the code wrong way too often. Yea, bite the master’s hand too often and you get removed from the equation. Have to set an example for the rest of these plug ins, else they’d run rampant.
Well, more censored nudity in today’s strip. No uploading the original since it may or may not contain schlong action. I was thinking about the image to place in the censor for Bradley, nothing recognizable came to mind. I toyed around with the idea of a cucumber and a burrito, but they didn’t look the part when shrunken down to size within the censor. So I just went with a beer bottle.