Churizzle aka Chureezy aka The Chinatown Chigga. Okay, no one calls me that. I probably wouldn’t be able to look anyone in the eye if I had any of those names. Well, I always liked nursery rhymes, so my attempts at rhyming is an extension of my appreciation for nursery rhymes. If the web comic game doesn’t pan out for me, I guess I can try spitting hot fire in the nursery rhyme game. “Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute” . . . oh wait, that’s been done. sigh . . . It’s hard being a player aka playa.
Greg wants YOU to vote.
Or black hole, or whatever you want to call it. I honestly can’t tell whether I’ll take a peek when a dude drops his pants and bends over in front of me. It’s not like cleavage, where a girl wearing something low cut bends low in front of me and my eyes are locked on and shooting eye beams at her tits. I think women know when you’re sneaking glances at their cleavage anyways. I’ve had multiple friends tell me that they caught me sneaking glances at theirs. If there’s cleavage, I’m looking. But for a dude’s butt hole, I don’t know. Hopefully I’ll never be in that situation, but if I were, I think there’s a good chance that I’ll look for a split second just to satisfy my curiosity. It’s kind of like when a friend tells you about “Two girls and a cup” and shows you the recorded reactions of all the people who watched it. You think to yourself, “it can’t be that bad, can it? I’ll just take a peek . . .”
Yea, I’m one of those self entitled D3 forum stalkers. All those whiners that get flamed on in the Blizz forums, I’m thinking the exact same thing they are. lol, yea, sad. I’m thirty and I still throw tantrums in my brain… all right, tantrums when no one’s looking… all right, tantrums when everyone is looking but no crying . . . most of the time.
Well, hoping to fill the void, I tried Minecraft for the first time yesterday. Before I played, I looked up “surviving the first night” tutorials on Youtube. After an hour of studying film, I started the game and punched out some cows. I thought I was the man. I died three times that first night. Twice by some punk ass spiders and once by a zombie archer. I’m armed with my boxy fist and some dirt cubes, and they send zombie archers on me!?! Ridiculous. Of course I threw my D3 tantrum again, then promptly uninstalled MC.
Mythos Global is coming out February 2nd. I tried Mythos Europe, that game was a total bummer to be honest, but I’m hoping they learned from Mythos EU’s failings and improved upon them. I’ll give it a spin, hopefully it’ll quell my tantrums till D3 comes out. Yea . . . random blog today, but I just had to express my D3 frustrations.