If dogs could speak, their most commonly spoken phrase would be “feed me”. Probably would be true for most pets. Correction, all pets. I was going to make pet rocks the exception, but I thought about it and came to the conclusion that pet rocks are not pets. They are just rocks. Well, I’m just going to make a list of what I think dogs would most commonly say, most being the first on the list:
1. Feed me.
2. I want what you’re eating.
3. You f#$%in’ jackass (applies to neutered male dog)
4. Your butt smells nice, did you just have snausages?
5. Tail! My arch nemesis. I’ll get you this time . . . why’s the room spinning?
Feel free to add your guesses to the list.