My internet is back! . . . for now.  All I can say is, talking to the customer service reps at my internet provider has been one frustrating experience.  The issue remains unresolved at the moment, so I’m crossing my fingers till then.  But yea, thanks for being cool about the lateness of my last update.

Anyways,

cold = shrinkage.

scared =  shrinkage.

hot = elephant ear flapping sized expansion.