Sorry for the super duper lateness of this update. I originally had different dialogue written up that I scrapped right when I finished the strip. I slept on it, and I think I like this version better.
Greg wants YOU to vote.
How did you hear of this comic?
- I was tricked by the ad. A couple hundred comics and still not a boob. >=[ (61%, 639 Votes)
- I dreamt of a talking zebra. He whispered "www.gregcomic.com" into my ear. (19%, 201 Votes)
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glad i’m not dead looks like a date with the dog inspector…….(health inspector joke)
Great now for the next comic we hear Ted yell something like “I’m not a firehydrant!”… Or something to that effect just saying it’d be funny
damn chur, now we’re gonna spend the next week wondering what the “could have been” dialogue was
Would the animals be charged with bestiality or would that be Ted?
That would most likely Ted.
knowing ted, the arresting officer will probably be an ex who holds a grudge, (and a special night stick just for ted)
Better than the middle of the road, anyway.
Neither will happen.
Everyone already knows that dogs eat people right after they die.
When dogs are thinking that of you, not a great place to be.
im curious how greg will react when he finds his bread super duper smushed….
I’m hoping he’ll actually pay for it rather than put it back on the shelf XP
Oh…my…can’t breathe, laughing so hard at last panel…too funny…laughing…so…hard…asthma attack coming on…where’s my puffer?
So he’s great with chicks, but cant leave his body in a proper place when delving into his out-of-body experiences?
why is he always mistaken for a Hydrant by dogs….or at least one dog. with the other one he is scre…..fuc…..umm…out of luck! >.<