to be fair, if it was Mathias from Suikoden reincarnated into a pigeon, the pigeons could have taken over the world forcing humans into slavery to the almighty Pigeon Overlords.
Poop in the mouth. Yuck! FYI birds try to poop right before taking flight so that they arren’t as heavy. Think about that next time you try to chase away a group of pigeons. LOL!
Seagulls can be pretty bad too – I’ve been on the receiving end of seagulls doing the poopy divebombing. It was rather scary. Pigeons are the worst though. But it’s still funny as hell that they tried to ruin Greg’s date. And no wonder red bowtie blondie is such a jerk…what mother dresses her kid in a bowtie these days? Poor little gaffer…still no need to take it out on the pigeons though.
lol yea, it’s pretty hard to pull off a bow tie. Maybe impossible. But ouch on the seagull, I figure they would be worse given the size. Good thing ostriches can’t fly.
There was a study and if your mean to pigeons they do memorize your face and avoid you… the article joked that if they dropped a deuce on you, you were probably a dick to em.
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so the Strategist of the original Suikoden was reincarnated into a pigeon……never would have guessed.
The pigeons needed a revolutionary with them being chased by kids, eating uncooked rice, and run over by cars and such.
to be fair, if it was Mathias from Suikoden reincarnated into a pigeon, the pigeons could have taken over the world forcing humans into slavery to the almighty Pigeon Overlords.
Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”. ‘Nuff said.
Ah good reference there. Guess my bird idea got beat by about 50 years.
Yours is much better though.
=D
some vindictive birds…..
yup, pretty scary, I am filled with dread every time I have to walk underneath a bridge or under the awning of the corner bodega.
“Pain of a Thousand Poops and Other Despair:The Greg Biography”…
LOL. Yes!
lol
Animal Conspiracy? Sounds a lot like the stuff from comedian Tim Bedore – http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/
ah awesome stuff, I’m liking that moose photo.
Poop in the mouth. Yuck! FYI birds try to poop right before taking flight so that they arren’t as heavy. Think about that next time you try to chase away a group of pigeons. LOL!
haha, I have long regretted my pigeon chasing days. Karma is a total bitch.
Crows can actually remember, and take revenge on people who have treated them badly. There have been a few documentaries on them.
woah, interesting. Good thing I never messed with ‘em.
Seagulls can be pretty bad too – I’ve been on the receiving end of seagulls doing the poopy divebombing. It was rather scary. Pigeons are the worst though. But it’s still funny as hell that they tried to ruin Greg’s date. And no wonder red bowtie blondie is such a jerk…what mother dresses her kid in a bowtie these days? Poor little gaffer…still no need to take it out on the pigeons though.
lol yea, it’s pretty hard to pull off a bow tie. Maybe impossible. But ouch on the seagull, I figure they would be worse given the size. Good thing ostriches can’t fly.
There was a study and if your mean to pigeons they do memorize your face and avoid you… the article joked that if they dropped a deuce on you, you were probably a dick to em.
Interesting stuff. They mention anything about being nice to them? I might have to reconsider my army of pigeons idea. Conquer my local white castle.
When that kid’s dressed like that, he had it coming >:D
lol yea.
Is there a pigeon conspiracy going on that I need to know about? I think Tony McGurk has some evolution-ized fowls in his latest storyline.
Ah I should hope not. Although I do see a bunch assembling underneath the overpass near my place. Ah, Tony’s version should be solid.