If dogs could speak, their most commonly spoken phrase would be “feed me”. Probably would be true for most pets. Correction, all pets. I was going to make pet rocks the exception, but I thought about it and came to the conclusion that pet rocks are not pets. They are just rocks. Well, I’m just going to make a list of what I think dogs would most commonly say, most being the first on the list:
1. Feed me.
2. I want what you’re eating.
3. You f#$%in’ jackass (applies to neutered male dog)
4. Your butt smells nice, did you just have snausages?
5. Tail! My arch nemesis. I’ll get you this time . . . why’s the room spinning?
Feel free to add your guesses to the list.
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6. Is that fuckable? Only one way to find out! (in common with male humans)
haha, so true.
(said with dog’s nose in your crotch) Du reichst so gut! (You smell so good)
haha, awesome, bilingual dogs.