Vibeson 2012/02/03 at 12:00 am
I don’t think I emit them. In all my thirty years, I think I was mistaken for being gay once. I was laughing at my friend’s joke, turned my head while I was still smiling, and made eye contact with a big burly dude who had at least seventy pounds of muscle on me. He scowled and told me he didn’t swing that way. When he proceeded to move faster, I ducked. I thought he was going to knock me the eff out. But he didn’t, he just wanted to get out of there. I guess he was as afraid of me as I was of him, but for different reasons. Good times.