I don’t think I emit them. In all my thirty years, I think I was mistaken for being gay once. I was laughing at my friend’s joke, turned my head while I was still smiling, and made eye contact with a big burly dude who had at least seventy pounds of muscle on me. He scowled and told me he didn’t swing that way. When he proceeded to move faster, I ducked. I thought he was going to knock me the eff out. But he didn’t, he just wanted to get out of there. I guess he was as afraid of me as I was of him, but for different reasons. Good times.
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I used to have a pair of glasses that had the temples that wrap around the ear — I loved those because they didn’t slip down my nose. But after a while, the springiness gave out on the right temple, and the back end of it *(which has kind of a shiny piece on the end) hung down, below my right ear lobe. Some guy game up to me one time and asked if it was an earring. Wrong side for straight! I had to explain it to him. After that, I immediately went and got new glasses.
haha yea, good story there. I didn’t know there was rule for earring placement for guys.