Morning subway commutes in New York City can be pleasant, if you don’t mind the pushing and jostling of the crowds, the barely any room to breath, the frequent over powering body odors, the occasional fart or two and the often smelled foul breath of a mouth breather (It is morning, I’m willing to wager at least one person in an overcrowded train has not brushed his/her teeth). There are other problems that arise as well, but I think I’ll stay away from them. As for the middle fingers, inspired by a commercial I’ve been seeing way to often on yahoo sports. “Wild Turkey, Kentucky Bourbon” Their slogan is “Give ‘Em the bird,” to order their drink. Quite possibly the dumbest slogan I have ever heard. I’m not too sure about bar etiquette, but I think you just might get your ass handed to you for ordering a drink with your middle finger at the wrong bar.
Crazy Bat Chick v 2.0. Brought her back with a slight re-design. You can check out how she used to look like here:
http://gregcomic.com/2011/07/15/guilt-by-association-part-2/
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Mr. T is on the second train >.< …fool!
haha yea, good eye. Mr. T totally owns.
Oh i thought she was just a baseball player greg was gonna flirt with
Greg has to be some sort of masochist to date a girl that beat him up, hmmm…
whoa my city has a above ground train system but i dont think it gets this bad! the worst thing ive ever encountered was i was on a bus and like 3 strollers and two wheelchairs got on!
Gah, everyone that that second train was such an asshole. I personally would have turned around as the door was shutting and fart in there faces, but that’s just me.
lol. Well, it’s slightly exaggerated, but you meet all kinds during the morning commute.
I used to take the train rail to college a few years back and never ran in a group like that. But then again I live in Houston, Tx not New York.
Ah ok, to be honest me neither. I have come across singular jerks and pairs of jerks riding subways. Although you never know, maybe if you’re really unlucky you might run into an entire group of jerks.
is it me or is bat-girl cuter now?
haha, I think the women are slowly looking the way they were intended to look. So yea, she got cuter.
Crazy bar chick is a yankee fan! Amber D. looks like he missed a shave or two.
opps.. i meant bat.
haha, crazy bar chick sounds like a good idea. giant beer mugs for weapons, hmm… I might have to “borrow” your unintentional idea. And yea, Yankees fan. Makes sense, since us Mets fans are always getting ownt anyways. And good eye, Amber looking a little more grizzled today.
Haha sure thing.
Well at least he knows WHY that trains empty
Well – would you get in a train with CBG & Amber?
OK .. Ted would. Amber has a heartbeat and a skirt so he matches Ted’s criteria. Although I hear heartbeat is optional.
haha, I don’t know, Amber might have to wax that upper lip.
Dude CBG looks totally hot Greg should get in just to flirt with her even though she tried to kill him
lol, Greg might be a little too rational to do that, for now . . .
rationality is a waste of time.
Go crazy now and save sanity for when you realy need it
haha, good advice. I like the way you think.
Yes Greg, the universe IS out to get you.
Love the expression on CBG. Seems like a combination of amusement at Greg’s predicament and curiosity to see if he’ll get on the train. She’s not sure exactly what’s going on between Amber and Greg, but anything that makes Greg uncomfortable is all right with her, and I’m sure her guess is close enough to the truth.
I wonder, has Greg noticed CBG yet? On one hand, it’s tough not to spare a glance in the direction of anyone with a baseball bat and uniform on a train, but on the other hand, he could be completely fixated on Amber at this point.
haha, Amber is quite the sexy. Going to be hard to notice anyone else but her – er him. But as far as CBG is concerned, she may come back from time to time to complicate things.
I dont know why but somehow i get the feeling that greg and that girl with the bat should meet again xD?
haha, I’m feeling like mind is an open book.
This was a demonstration of “negative irony.”
yes.
that horrible little girl needs to be spanked, and the pregnant woman needs CPS to come pay her visit.
aye.