Sometimes the best defense against sarcasm is to be dense. Better when it’s intentional.
Something that I’ve always wondered about but was too lazy to look up. What’s the difference between a chain and a necklace? Material? Thickness? Length? Bling hanging off it? The person wearing the item in discussion? All of what I said?
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I’d guess the difference is gender. No guy will wear a necklace and no girl would wear a chain. I’m guessing on the girl bit …. I never have the luck. /cry
Yea, good point and your luck will change. I was single for a long long time. Needless to say and this is probably TMI but I had a very good relationship with my hands, but my luck changed and yours will too.
But going back to the chain thing, what if a girl decides to wear an actual chain, like what Rampage Jackson (UFC) sports before entering the octagon. I mean, that’s an actual chain. Is the difference between a chain and necklace in the eye of the beholder then?
Ah… that explains it.
Well .. I’m sure your hands will forgive you now you’ve moved on. I obviously need to work on my delivery – I meant I’ve found girls who will wear necklaces but never one who would wear a chain. And I am now praying my wife never reads this. /hides behind the sofa
ahah, My hands are doing all right now, being heterosexual is an awesome change for them. Whoops, looks like i misinterpreted your comment somewhat. As far as your wife, well, I can’t help you there. Wives will be wives, cracking that whip, lol.
Shape. When u refer to a necklace people think of a cord whereas with a chain, it’s links. Ie. Chain links. Usually chains are gold but they aren’t really defined. Best description, turtle neck and chain, by lonely island. As for the relationship convo, masturbations fun till you realize you just ****ed yourself ._.
Awesome, now I get it. Thanks for the answer Koda. As for the masturbation part, yea, but it’s something conveniently forgotten once the urge sets in. The temporary loss of memory might be something to do with the blood flow heading south from the brain.
A wise man once said, god gave men two brains and only enough blood to run one at a time. XD
My wife wears thin gold chains with lockets and stuff hanging. While she hasn’t been a girl in decades, she is a woman. and what a woman! (sorry, sometimes she reads what I write. She retired from the Post Office, and she has a handgun so I must walk a little light!
I’m almost caught up here. It took weeks to catch up to Day by Day so I guess I’m lucky, catching you fairly early. Usually I’m about the last to catch on to some internet thing.
haha, I know what you mean. I’m responding to your comments backwards by the way, from latest to earliest. You’ve had a lot more experience in the marriage department than I have with your four kids and ten grandchildren, but yea, I’ve been married for about five months now and sometimes I feel like I’m walking on eggshells when I make comments about my wife. She could be on a different floor and hear me mention her name in a conversation. But I guess I should feel lucky that my wife isn’t packing. Ah the things I take for granted.