A robot slut? I guess you get that when you give it balls for brains . . .
Greg wants YOU to vote.
I am not dead, lol. I’ve just been really really busy. Sorry for the total lack of updates, I just haven’t been able to find time. My second child is due in January and I’m in the process of selling my current home and purchasing a bigger one to accommodate the latest addition to our family. I also had a couple of bouts with kidney stones mixed in between, so time has been sparse. I still have new ideas for Greg comics though, wet dreams, Ted’s love interest, office boners, some more Gregorious, I just need to get around to being able to work on the comic. No ETA’s though, with a new child and a new place coming soon, Greg might be delayed even further. Sorry to everyone who is still reading the comic and anyone who has written me an email. I haven’t touched my email account in ages either. But yea, I guess check the RSS feed or the facebook page for updates. Thanks for continuing to stop by.
Just in time for the summer, er . . . sort of. But yea, in case you needed to spruce up your midsummer wardrobe or prepare for autumn, the Greg t-shirt is an excellent choice. So if you ever wanted to help the comic out and look fabulous while doing it, now’s your chance! You can order the shirt HERE or click on the “Store” Tab up top in the menu for details. A huge thanks for checking it out. Here’s what it looks like:
I ordered a limited amount through a printing site called Print Mojo, to test the merchandizing waters. There might be less of some sizes and more of others. I ordered as per Print Mojo’s recommendations. If sales do well, I’ll tinker with the quantities and consider other t-shirt designs. If not . . . well, I don’t want to think about that now. But yea, it was about time the T-shirt came out. Hoping to see a whole bunch of people sport the sprout!
The Thirteenth Month Edition
1. I’ve learned how to sort of read my son’s facial expressions. More out of necessity than anything since he learned how to pillage storage cabinets and climb stuff. Here’s an example of a sequence of expressions that would prompt me into action:
“Pick up your toys.” “no.”
“Stop chucking food on the floor.” “no.”
“Stop playing with your balls.” (yea, they do that when you change their diapers. looks painful.) “no.”
“Bedtime.” “NOOOO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!”
3. Poop diapers do not get better over time.
4. In a relation to #3, when a toddler is running around all over the place and all of a sudden goes still, time to plug up your nostrils.
5. Being a dad is still pretty awesome.